They would make a great couple, except that they have never met and never will. This is not the story of a story, it is the story of a not a story. A fantasy of clicky-clacky. A seemingly unending series of saccharine (aspartame?, sucralose?) non-events interrupted by irrelevant imagery, out-of-tune music, and video that looks like it was sent over 1950's broadcast, the tower too far away to a set that couldn't quite focus it. Digital "snow" if you will.
Neither Newcastle Brown Ale nor any of these other brands are sponsors of this story. But we wish they were! And the ad is awesome. But then, so were Speight's Southern Man ads. And beer plays no small part in this story.
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