To: ghealton@exit109.com
Subject: Y2K Problem Completelk Solved
Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 11:03:49 -0500
From: unknown

>From Risks Digest 20.21
Tom.

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  Dear Boss:

  I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions.  Because to be
  honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.  At any 
  rate I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all the
  company calendars for next year (year 2000).  The calendars have 
  returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the 
  following new months:

      Januark
      Februark
      Mak
      Julk

  I've also changed the following days:

      Mondak
      Tuesdak
      Wednesdak
      Thursdak
      Fridak
      Saturdak
      Sundak

  In general, all references to "Day" were changed to "Dak"
  (e.g. "President's Dak").  And all references to "Birthday" were 
  changed to "Birthdak" (e.g. "Washington's Birthdak").

  I had a hard time deciding about "New Year's Day", "Martin Luther King,
  Jr. Day", "Yom Kippur", and "Hanukkah", but I finally changed them to "New
  Kear's Dak", "Martin Luther Ying, Jr. Dak", "Kom Yippur", and "Hanuyyah".

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    [1 April is still 1.5 months away, but it is never too early.
    However, I wish I could attribute this to its (unknown) author.
    The pun on common parlance of using "i2j" for naming a transform
    from i to j is really delightful.  PGN]


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