Bumper Stickers I'd like to see:

* Horn broken. Watch for finger
* Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot
* All generalizations are false
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes
* I brake for no apparent reason
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am
* Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart
* He who laughs last thinks slowest
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
* I love cats... they taste just like chicken
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons
* Born free... Taxed to death
* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep
* All men are idiots, and I married their King
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish
* Montana -- At least our cows are sane! * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
* If you don't like the news, go out and make some
* When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like the IRS...
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species
* No radio - Already stolen
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
* Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
* Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got
* Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better
* According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill
* Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
* Reality. Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from
* How can I miss you if you won't go away
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot
* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes
* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... * There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. * Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word
* Ever stop to think and forget to start again